open post;; yeah why's it so fuckin' funny dickwad?

[hypochondrias]

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[hypochondrias]

You’ve had the check engine light on for like 1500 miles

[trashmouthing]

i'm not seeing the correlation personally

[hypochondrias]

Means your dumb American car was trying to tell you it wasn’t feeling right for awhile now
I should have reminded you again last week
What kind of noise are we talking about?

[trashmouthing]

didn't you used to drive a cadillac
gimme a sec i'll get video

[hypochondrias]

Jesus you’re serious

[ like this is a surprise. ]

Yeah an even dumber American car

[trashmouthing]

yeah i might have to drive out to a meeting in fucking malibu tomorrow so if she ain't feeling so good i'll take her in today

[hypochondrias]

Take my car tomorrow babe I don’t want you driving up the coast with your car like that
I’ll take a lyft to work instead
And if you don’t end up at a meeting you can pick me up
If you want

[trashmouthing]

yeah of course
you sure though? don't wanna fuck with your morning or anything

[hypochondrias]

Yeah of course I’m sure
It’ll cost us more for you to Lyft to Malibu than it does for me to go to work
And then I get to see you like 45 minutes earlier in the evening which sounds amazing actually
Because that’s how pathetic I am

[trashmouthing]

yeah if i do end up having to go it'll be for lunch so i can definitely pick you up after work
we could get dinner

[ as promised, he sends a video of him turning the ignition over in the parking deck. richie drives a muscle car so it's always loud to begin with, but when the initial roar levels out there's a ticking noise from under the hood. his hand can be seen tapping the dash in rhythm with the noise for a second, then the feed pans to the dash, where no extra warning lights have gone on other than the check engine light. ]

whatcha think doc
is it serious

[hypochondrias]

[ Despite any protestations he might have been able to conjure up, Eddie’s mechanically minded brain engages watching the video, pausing and rewinding and turning up the volume a couple of times even though he arrives at his conclusion in under ten seconds. He closes the one or two browser tabs he’d googled of the car’s make and model on his work computer. ]

You’re in luck
I think your baby’s just suffering from a minor case of a cold
And by that I mean I’m pretty sure it’s just a problem with the battery
The gauge is all fucked up but it’s no big deal it’s an easy fix
I’ll take a look when I get home

I still want dinner tomorrow though

[trashmouthing]

you sure you don't want me to just take it in? don't want you to have to work after work
and i think most places close at, what, 6

dinner's a go tomorrow either way hot stuff
love you

[hypochondrias]

The reality is that you should probably just call AAA to come and check it out for you while you’re just hanging out at home
I’m just being selfish because I haven't fucked around with a car in awhile and I miss it
I love you dearly

[trashmouthing]

i mean i miss you fucking around with my car too
so if that's your idea of a good time i'm not gonna stop ya

how's your day going

[hypochondrias]

If you don’t mind letting me tinker around a little bit I don’t think it’ll take me too long to get it going again
And if I don’t fix it we just call AAA and go from there

Bored as hell today
Half the team is out on site andI’m alone with my thumb up my ass until someone needs to be told what to do
Typical

[trashmouthing]

sounds good to me
thanks babe

is this a what are you wearing moment

[hypochondrias]

As long as you’re offering
What’re you wearing?

[trashmouthing]

eds you sly dog

i was gonna get coffee before cheryl started acting up so i got real people clothes on and everything

jacket and jeans

[hypochondrias]

Wow really paints a picture for me rich
Jacket and jeans huh

[trashmouthing]

we can't all be bill denbrough

[ after a second there's a selfie! richie in the elevator on his way back towards the condo and winking dryly at the camera. he's in his leather jacket, band tee underneath that eddie's stolen a few times. ]

ballpark guess
how many times have we sloppy made out in here

[hypochondrias]

God you're so fucking handsome I love the way you wear that jacket
Are you asking me to pretend to have counted the number of times we’ve gotten too handsy in that elevator
Cause it’s a lot
Like at least 20
We can do better than that

[trashmouthing]

i mean there are mirrors in here!
normally you have to pay for that kind of service

[hypochondrias]

I’m gonna be honest dude
I always watch you in the mirror when you’re kissing my neck

[trashmouthing]

you like that, huh
like seeing how much i want you
jesus should we get mirrors for the bedroom?

[hypochondrias]

God yeah I do
Fuck I don’t know maybe we should
Is that hot??
It is kinda hot right