open post;; yeah why's it so fuckin' funny dickwad?

[hypochondrias]

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[trashmouthing]

when you're fucking me
you look fucking feral i love it

[hypochondrias]

God damn it Rich
I don’t know how you constantly make me feel this fucking crazy all the time but you do
Are you gonna look at yourself with this new mirror of ours are are you gonna look at me?

[trashmouthing]

what the fuck else is there to look at if you're around
i get off so hard on how your arms look when you're on top
just thinking about it makes me wanna run my tongue all over you

[hypochondrias]

Are you telling me I should wear more tank tops or go to the gym more
Because I’ll do it
Both those things
Just to wind you up

[trashmouthing]

you're good at that
winding me up
holding me down
do you know what it does to me having this fucking shredded twink ruin my life on a daily basis
i can't even joke about it that's how bad i've got it

[hypochondrias]

Speaking of holding you down I wanna learn how to do that without giving you an inch of wiggle room
I’m sure if you have like a week to think about it you could come up with like five twink jokes for your next show

[trashmouthing]

ooh baby wanna wrestle

[hypochondrias]

How long before we get too turned on and have to fuck it out?

[trashmouthing]

probably like ten seconds

[hypochondrias]

Let’s see how long we can last
Before I put you face down on the bed

[trashmouthing]

you're more of an ass man than i ever would've thought you'd be

[hypochondrias]

Maybe I just like putting you in your place for once

[trashmouthing]

you're the only one who can

[hypochondrias]

Because you let me

[trashmouthing]

because i love you very much

[hypochondrias]

Haha fuck you
I let you win too you know

[trashmouthing]

honey you being able to kick my ass is at least half of why we're in this beautiful mess

[hypochondrias]

I kind of love that you think I can
Maybe I can
We’ll have to test this theory

[trashmouthing]

i'll pencil it in after the mirror installation and the ten thousand other appallingly kinky things we've got on the docket

[hypochondrias]

Listen Rich
This one doesn’t require equipment

[ a moment later... ]

Are we kinky?

[trashmouthing]

i need you to know i laughed out loud at that for like a full minute

[hypochondrias]

FUCK YOU I’m serious
Are we??

[trashmouthing]

i don't think so tbh
we get a little rough sometimes and the mouth on you is a fucking lot
also we're way horny for a couple of dudes in their 40s
but are we kinky??? ehhhhh

[hypochondrias]

Rough doesn’t seem kinky
The way you talk is pretty kinky though
If this is what it’s like being too horny then I don’t want wanna know what normal is
Cause I feel like I don’t have enough sex with you

[trashmouthing]

talking a big game is kind of my mo
i just like being with you