open post;; yeah why's it so fuckin' funny dickwad?

[hypochondrias]

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[hypochondrias]

Because you let me

[trashmouthing]

because i love you very much

[hypochondrias]

Haha fuck you
I let you win too you know

[trashmouthing]

honey you being able to kick my ass is at least half of why we're in this beautiful mess

[hypochondrias]

I kind of love that you think I can
Maybe I can
We’ll have to test this theory

[trashmouthing]

i'll pencil it in after the mirror installation and the ten thousand other appallingly kinky things we've got on the docket

[hypochondrias]

Listen Rich
This one doesn’t require equipment

[ a moment later... ]

Are we kinky?

[trashmouthing]

i need you to know i laughed out loud at that for like a full minute

[hypochondrias]

FUCK YOU I’m serious
Are we??

[trashmouthing]

i don't think so tbh
we get a little rough sometimes and the mouth on you is a fucking lot
also we're way horny for a couple of dudes in their 40s
but are we kinky??? ehhhhh

[hypochondrias]

Rough doesn’t seem kinky
The way you talk is pretty kinky though
If this is what it’s like being too horny then I don’t want wanna know what normal is
Cause I feel like I don’t have enough sex with you

[trashmouthing]

talking a big game is kind of my mo
i just like being with you

[hypochondrias]

You also like being in me

[trashmouthing]

i don't LIKE being inside you i fucking live and die by it
love making you come on my fingers love how you look speared on my dick
you're so pretty i love messing you up

[hypochondrias]

Speared on your dick
Like I’m some of kebab
You’re an animal

[trashmouthing]

you love it

[hypochondrias]

Am I just a piece of meat to you?!

[trashmouthing]

well i do wanna take a bite out of ya

[hypochondrias]

I’ll allow one bite
No more no less

[trashmouthing]

at this rate i'll starve to death

[hypochondrias]

We’ll have to find you alternate forms of sustenance
That kinda sounds like I mean other guys which I want to state for the record
Is never ever ever gonna happen

[trashmouthing]

never ever ever gonna happen like in a we're never ever ever gonna have a threesome way or a you're never ever ever gonna leave me your devoted and worshipful lover way

[hypochondrias]

Like in a
The mere thought of you being with somebody else makes me panic in a way I don’t like kind of way
So wait you wanna have a threesome?

[trashmouthing]

lucky for both of us i'm on a reverse keto diet
spaghetti only till i die


also no
i've been told i'm bad at multitasking

[hypochondrias]

Jesus Christ thank god
I didn’t want to crush your dreams by saying I’m not sure how interested I would be in fucking anybody else