open post;; yeah why's it so fuckin' funny dickwad?

[hypochondrias]

text/call/action ; open to losers and cross-canon! ; drop a starter or send me a prompt! ; specify era/age if you please

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[trashmouthing]

ooh baby wanna wrestle

[hypochondrias]

How long before we get too turned on and have to fuck it out?

[trashmouthing]

probably like ten seconds

[hypochondrias]

Let’s see how long we can last
Before I put you face down on the bed

[trashmouthing]

you're more of an ass man than i ever would've thought you'd be

[hypochondrias]

Maybe I just like putting you in your place for once

[trashmouthing]

you're the only one who can

[hypochondrias]

Because you let me

[trashmouthing]

because i love you very much

[hypochondrias]

Haha fuck you
I let you win too you know

[trashmouthing]

honey you being able to kick my ass is at least half of why we're in this beautiful mess

[hypochondrias]

I kind of love that you think I can
Maybe I can
We’ll have to test this theory

[trashmouthing]

i'll pencil it in after the mirror installation and the ten thousand other appallingly kinky things we've got on the docket

[hypochondrias]

Listen Rich
This one doesn’t require equipment

[ a moment later... ]

Are we kinky?

[trashmouthing]

i need you to know i laughed out loud at that for like a full minute

[hypochondrias]

FUCK YOU I’m serious
Are we??

[trashmouthing]

i don't think so tbh
we get a little rough sometimes and the mouth on you is a fucking lot
also we're way horny for a couple of dudes in their 40s
but are we kinky??? ehhhhh

[hypochondrias]

Rough doesn’t seem kinky
The way you talk is pretty kinky though
If this is what it’s like being too horny then I don’t want wanna know what normal is
Cause I feel like I don’t have enough sex with you

[trashmouthing]

talking a big game is kind of my mo
i just like being with you

[hypochondrias]

You also like being in me

[trashmouthing]

i don't LIKE being inside you i fucking live and die by it
love making you come on my fingers love how you look speared on my dick
you're so pretty i love messing you up

[hypochondrias]

Speared on your dick
Like I’m some of kebab
You’re an animal

[trashmouthing]

you love it

[hypochondrias]

Am I just a piece of meat to you?!

[trashmouthing]

well i do wanna take a bite out of ya