hypochondrias | open post;; yeah why's it so fuckin' funny dickwad?

open post;; yeah why's it so fuckin' funny dickwad?

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I miss you so much right now asshole
Yeah
Yeah let’s do that
I’m gonna wake you up tomorrow morning with my mouth

i know you mean blowjobs but there's also a five percent chance you mean with karaoke and either way i'm excited

I’d really be an unconscionable prick if I woke you up by singing and I’d advise you to break up with me immediately

i like your singing

I like my singing too when I’m harmonizing with you

god you're so cute

I love you so much
Hey you wanna come with me to see about getting me a guitar or something so we can fuck around more?
Weekend plans!

i would fucking love that

Bring yours too so I can get something that compliments what you wanna play
I’m fine with playing guitar or bass

you're gonna be stupid hot either way

God do you know how easily you turn me on?
Seriously I wanna know if you do this to me intentionally

sometimes
i know you get off on how badly i want you

Fuck yes I do
Don’t you?

a tiny bit differently i think
but yeah

Differently how?

sometimes i think i'm still in shock you want me at all so like
orders of magnitude aren't really factoring in the same way

For a long long time I thought something was just wrong with me because I didn’t or couldn’t feel attraction to someone
Other people could and sometimes people were even attracted to me but it was like there was a hole where I was supposed to reciprocate
And then one day you just did something to me man
Feeling what I feel for you is the best thing in the entire world