open post;; yeah why's it so fuckin' funny dickwad?

[hypochondrias]

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[trashmouthing]

whoa check out this hot slice

[ ... it's just a picture of eddie at the grocery store weighing two gluten-free pasta bags in his hands. ]

[hypochondrias]

I hope you add these pictures to your spank bank folder

[trashmouthing]

what do you take me for
i am a master curator of eddie kaspbrak photos

[hypochondrias]

That’s exactly what I take you for
And these pictures are a weird choice
Then again you’re a weird guy

[trashmouthing]

that means you've got weird taste
how's cali my darling gluten-free spaghetti

[hypochondrias]

Richie I’m reminded every single day

It’s overcast and cool and I miss you so I’m getting out your hoodies for myself

[trashmouthing]

i on the other hand have perfectly normal and, dare i say it, exquisite taste

i miss you too babe
they have a dude playing christmas songs in the lounge here and it makes me wanna squeeze ya

[hypochondrias]

Sorry baby you chose the most annoying and neurotic asshole you possibly could
God me too
Every stupid fucking holiday song and commercial makes me wanna kiss you
I’ve never experienced this before
It’s really nice

[trashmouthing]

i chose the cutest sexiest motherfucker in the world actually

i think i haven't been this pumped for the holidays in years yeah
i wanna do so much dumb shit with you

[hypochondrias]

I don’t think I’ve ever been excited for the holidays like this in my life
Not even as a kid
Got any ideas of what you wanna do?

[trashmouthing]

1. find a fireplace to fuck in front of mostly

[hypochondrias]

Reason number 507 why we should get a house
Fireplace to fuck in front of for the holidays

[trashmouthing]

i'm adding that to the pros list

oh yeah disney looks pretty good around this time
there's a bunch of shit to do if you like lights and stuff
i dunno i just wanna
go on dates
i am aware this is gay

[hypochondrias]

Let’s go to Disney next month
It’ll be one of many dates
God forbid you want to do something gay
You only sleep with a man every day of your life

[trashmouthing]

i'd love that
that's just guys being dudes man

[hypochondrias]

Just guys taking cock every day
Nothing more

[trashmouthing]

i don't do it EVERY DAY

[hypochondrias]

It’s a goddamn shame

[trashmouthing]

ohhhh somebody wants to be a full time top huh
not the impression i got last weekend

[hypochondrias]

Doesn't apply to you either judging by the phone sex last night

[trashmouthing]

i feel like things i day during phone sex shouldn't be admissible in court

[hypochondrias]

Haven’t we already gone over the rules of Dick Court

[trashmouthing]

the law varies by state
seeing as i'm not home most of my horny talk is done under duress

[hypochondrias]

It doesn’t like... actually bother you does it?

[trashmouthing]

honey i am wildly in love with everything you do up to and especially when you talk about railing me with your extremely handsome cock