open post;; yeah why's it so fuckin' funny dickwad?

[hypochondrias]

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[trashmouthing]

oh my GOD

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I want you so bad
TAKE YOUR TIME THOUGH

[trashmouthing]

you're just fucking with me aren't you
cockteasing bastard

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I really am in bed
But yeah fine I have briefs on
Sue me

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NO THAT'S EVEN CUTER
fuck my whole life

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I'm pretty sure I could actually shoot someone on 5th Avenue and you'd just call me cute
Which as I found out doesn't hold up in court

[trashmouthing]

honestly if you were a homicidal maniac i would look like a real weenie for not figuring it out sooner
i never did question the sheer number of latex gloves in the house

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If you think I'm cleaning bathrooms or the garbage disposal or occasionally hosing down the trash bins or tossing whatever's in the back of the fridge that's been there 3 months or emptying the air purifier with my bare hands
You are mistaken

[trashmouthing]

plus the working out all the time and the skincare routine
honestly you'd make a hot serial killer

[hypochondrias]

Richie do you know what a serial killer does

[trashmouthing]

of course i do!

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I think you think I'm Patrick Bateman

[trashmouthing]

if it helps i think you're way hotter than christian bale

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This is how I know you're it for me

[trashmouthing]

i love you so much
fuck
maybe i can put a pin in shows for the rest of the year
i just wanna enjoy my first christmas with you

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Stay home with me and never work again, you're the love of my life
How many shows you got through the end of the year?

[trashmouthing]

steve wanted to set up like three or four more like a thurs-sun run
might be fine if they're all in-state but i just don't wanna miss a second of you

[hypochondrias]

Hey Rich
I’m so proud of you man
And maybe I’ll come with you so you won’t have to miss me at all

[trashmouthing]

god i would love that

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I love you so much I’ll follow you anywhere

[trashmouthing]

even DENNY'S?

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Yeah
Even Denny’s
I’m willing to get ill just entering the building
That’s how much I love you

[trashmouthing]

you're the man of my dreams

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You’re an easy sell

[trashmouthing]

am i?
there's only ever been one