open post;; yeah why's it so fuckin' funny dickwad?

[hypochondrias]

text/call/action ; open to losers and cross-canon! ; drop a starter or send me a prompt! ; specify era/age if you please

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[hypochondrias]

I wanna be with you for the rest of my life

[trashmouthing]

i want that too

[hypochondrias]

I’m completely yours

[trashmouthing]

i've never been anyone else's

[hypochondrias]

I love you so fucking much
I can’t live without you

[trashmouthing]

god
you're everything to me

[hypochondrias]

I don’t care what we do or where we live or if we celebrate anything
I just wanna be with you
But for me it’s like I got this second chance at life
And I’d be an idiot to waste it if I didn’t try to enjoy every second I have with you

[trashmouthing]

yeah
it doesn't matter what we do as long as i get to keep you
it's kind of fucked up how like
i never really thought about the future
and now i do all the time because i'm just excited to keep loving you

i don't think i'm making a ton of sense

[hypochondrias]

No you’re making a lot more sense than you know
To me you are
I think you’re the one constant in my life
My past, my present and my future

[trashmouthing]

honestly our chat history reads like me plagiarizing someone's wedding vows

[hypochondrias]

They sound like Richie Tozier to me
I love you so much

[trashmouthing]

me getting texts like this from the love of my life in a fancy lobby while some dude plays have yourself a merry little christmas on a steinway
my life with you is romcom as fuck

[hypochondrias]

Being a comedian doesn’t automatically make your life a comedy

[trashmouthing]

it sounded better than "high budget porno"

[hypochondrias]

We can’t be that interesting as far as porn goes

[trashmouthing]

we should transcribe your dirty talk one day
it's incredible original content

[hypochondrias]

Wow see if I FaceTime you you ungrateful dick

[trashmouthing]

what about that implied i didn't like it

[hypochondrias]

I’m taking our entire history of needling each other relentlessly into account when I make a judgment about your tone

[trashmouthing]

that and not how hard i jerk off to your voice? come on man

[hypochondrias]

Oh fuck

[trashmouthing]

something wrong baby?

[hypochondrias]

Not since I took off my shorts
Now I’m much better

[trashmouthing]

you can't just say shit like that and not show me

[hypochondrias]

You want a picture?
Say please