open post;; yeah why's it so fuckin' funny dickwad?

[hypochondrias]

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[hypochondrias]

Are you just imagining all the holiday shit because you think I’ll look cute?

[trashmouthing]

yeah actually i dunno
i never really cared about the holidays before
i usually spend this time of year being an annoying prick at other people's parties
also drinking can't forget the drinking

[hypochondrias]

I know what you mean
I always felt like I had to care about the holidays as an obligation
Like I had to grit my teeth and do it especially because they started being some of the only times I would see my mom
This is the first time I’ve been looking forward to it
Getting excited because you’re excited too

[trashmouthing]

something about being with you makes everything exciting
i'd watch paint dry with you honestly
i don't see the appeal of a lot of this corny shit except when i think about doing it with you

[hypochondrias]

It’s crazy right?
All this mundane or corny shit I’ve always hated is suddenly the best thing about my day
I never knew Ikea was fun until we went together

[trashmouthing]

you make every swedish couch look like a fuck bench what can i say

[hypochondrias]

Well that’s a compliment if ever I’ve heard one
Some of those look uncomfortable as fuck

[trashmouthing]

i love you so much i'd put my back out if it meant fucking you on a LANDSKRONA

[hypochondrias]

Why would you do that if it meant YOU COULDN’T FUCK ME AGAIN

[trashmouthing]

YOU'LL HAVE TO NURSE ME BACK TO HEALTH

[hypochondrias]

Just fuck me on our way more comfortable couch!!

[trashmouthing]

BUT MY SEXY NURSE FANTASIES

[hypochondrias]

FINE
I’ll look after you with my shirt off

[trashmouthing]

god you really are the love of my life

[hypochondrias]

Just in case you had any doubts I was thinking you should FaceTime me tonight

[trashmouthing]

oh yeah? got something planned?

[hypochondrias]

Jerking off to your dick mostly

[trashmouthing]

god you're so fucking hot
i won't be back at my room for another hour or so is that okay

[hypochondrias]

Yeah of course baby
Just know I'm laying in bed naked waiting for you and getting a little crazy every time you text

[trashmouthing]

oh my GOD

[hypochondrias]

I want you so bad
TAKE YOUR TIME THOUGH

[trashmouthing]

you're just fucking with me aren't you
cockteasing bastard

[hypochondrias]

I really am in bed
But yeah fine I have briefs on
Sue me

[trashmouthing]

NO THAT'S EVEN CUTER
fuck my whole life

[hypochondrias]

I'm pretty sure I could actually shoot someone on 5th Avenue and you'd just call me cute
Which as I found out doesn't hold up in court