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eddie kaspbrak ([personal profile] hypochondrias) wrote2025-09-13 03:24 pm

open post;; yeah why's it so fuckin' funny dickwad?


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[personal profile] trashmouthing 2019-11-21 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
oh man picturing you on a ladder putting up lights is both cute and hilarious for some reason
let's deck them halls baybee
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[personal profile] trashmouthing 2019-11-21 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
who says i can't do both???
we can arm wrestle for who has to do ladder shit
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[personal profile] trashmouthing 2019-11-22 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
jeez eds you make it sound like all i do is shotgun carbs all day
which
fair
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[personal profile] trashmouthing 2019-11-22 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
hey i have a personal trainer!
who is only mostly disappointed in me constantly

and yes dear
guess that means christmas cookies are off the table
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[personal profile] trashmouthing 2019-11-22 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
oh fuck
you'd be so cute baking are you kidding
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[personal profile] trashmouthing 2019-11-22 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
yeah actually i dunno
i never really cared about the holidays before
i usually spend this time of year being an annoying prick at other people's parties
also drinking can't forget the drinking
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[personal profile] trashmouthing 2019-11-22 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
something about being with you makes everything exciting
i'd watch paint dry with you honestly
i don't see the appeal of a lot of this corny shit except when i think about doing it with you
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[personal profile] trashmouthing 2019-11-22 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
you make every swedish couch look like a fuck bench what can i say
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[personal profile] trashmouthing 2019-11-22 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
i love you so much i'd put my back out if it meant fucking you on a LANDSKRONA
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[personal profile] trashmouthing 2019-11-22 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
YOU'LL HAVE TO NURSE ME BACK TO HEALTH
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[personal profile] trashmouthing 2019-11-22 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
BUT MY SEXY NURSE FANTASIES
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[personal profile] trashmouthing 2019-11-22 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
god you really are the love of my life

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