I spent many years decorating my house for the holidays for the benefit of neighbors and in-laws and this is the first time I actually want to do it because it’ll make me happy
yeah actually i dunno i never really cared about the holidays before i usually spend this time of year being an annoying prick at other people's parties also drinking can't forget the drinking
I know what you mean I always felt like I had to care about the holidays as an obligation Like I had to grit my teeth and do it especially because they started being some of the only times I would see my mom This is the first time I’ve been looking forward to it Getting excited because you’re excited too
something about being with you makes everything exciting i'd watch paint dry with you honestly i don't see the appeal of a lot of this corny shit except when i think about doing it with you
It’s crazy right? All this mundane or corny shit I’ve always hated is suddenly the best thing about my day I never knew Ikea was fun until we went together
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let's deck them halls baybee
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But actually spotting me
Not just taking pictures of my ass
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we can arm wrestle for who has to do ladder shit
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which
fair
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It’s more like my gym routine
But while we’re at it let’s replace the carbs in your diet with dick
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who is only mostly disappointed in me constantly
and yes dear
guess that means christmas cookies are off the table
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Come on
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you'd be so cute baking are you kidding
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i never really cared about the holidays before
i usually spend this time of year being an annoying prick at other people's parties
also drinking can't forget the drinking
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I always felt like I had to care about the holidays as an obligation
Like I had to grit my teeth and do it especially because they started being some of the only times I would see my mom
This is the first time I’ve been looking forward to it
Getting excited because you’re excited too
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i'd watch paint dry with you honestly
i don't see the appeal of a lot of this corny shit except when i think about doing it with you
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All this mundane or corny shit I’ve always hated is suddenly the best thing about my day
I never knew Ikea was fun until we went together
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Some of those look uncomfortable as fuck
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I’ll look after you with my shirt off
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