open post;; yeah why's it so fuckin' funny dickwad?

[hypochondrias]

text/call/action ; open to losers and cross-canon! ; drop a starter or send me a prompt! ; specify era/age if you please

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[hypochondrias]

Legitimately asking now
IS there even anything at all I can do that you won't think is cute?

[trashmouthing]

i'd need to means-test

[hypochondrias]

I keep questioning the wisdom of this relationship and if you're not just gonna encourage me to commit a crime or something

[trashmouthing]

the only crime i want you to commit is public indecency, with me

[hypochondrias]

Jesus Christ

[trashmouthing]

NOW i'm going upstairs

[hypochondrias]

My dick is so hard Rich you have no idea how much restraint I’ve been exercising right now
Tell me about public indecency
Please

[trashmouthing]

god eds you know i wanna put my hands all over you all the time
i don't give a fuck where we are or who knows how bad i want you

[hypochondrias]

Ah fuck
I want everyone to know how much you want me
The idea makes me absolutely fucking crazy and I don’t know why

[trashmouthing]

it's okay to want a reminder now and then of how fucking gorgeous you are
when you're around i can barely see anyone else
i just wanna push you into a corner and feel you up like we're at fucking prom

[hypochondrias]

God imagine how much better prom would have been if that’s what we did
I can’t go to prom with you anymore but I can take you on a date and make out with you hard enough to get us thrown out of some respectable establishment
Just as long as you promise to feel me up

[trashmouthing]

calling now