open post;; yeah why's it so fuckin' funny dickwad?

[hypochondrias]

text/call/action ; open to losers and cross-canon! ; drop a starter or send me a prompt! ; specify era/age if you please

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[hypochondrias]

They sound like Richie Tozier to me
I love you so much

[trashmouthing]

me getting texts like this from the love of my life in a fancy lobby while some dude plays have yourself a merry little christmas on a steinway
my life with you is romcom as fuck

[hypochondrias]

Being a comedian doesn’t automatically make your life a comedy

[trashmouthing]

it sounded better than "high budget porno"

[hypochondrias]

We can’t be that interesting as far as porn goes

[trashmouthing]

we should transcribe your dirty talk one day
it's incredible original content

[hypochondrias]

Wow see if I FaceTime you you ungrateful dick

[trashmouthing]

what about that implied i didn't like it

[hypochondrias]

I’m taking our entire history of needling each other relentlessly into account when I make a judgment about your tone

[trashmouthing]

that and not how hard i jerk off to your voice? come on man

[hypochondrias]

Oh fuck

[trashmouthing]

something wrong baby?

[hypochondrias]

Not since I took off my shorts
Now I’m much better

[trashmouthing]

you can't just say shit like that and not show me

[hypochondrias]

You want a picture?
Say please

[trashmouthing]

fucking shit

pretty please

[hypochondrias]

[ eddie is so past the point of argument that he doesn’t fight richie's wish — the photo comes in on whatsapp in the next thirty seconds, his hand wrapped around the base of his dick, knees open. and even if he’s got the whole thing to himself, it’s clear eddie's still sleeping on his side of the bed in richie’s absence. ]

I wanna hear your voice too

[trashmouthing]

[ god he practically spills his drink on his phone, his other hand slamming his laptop shut and then shooting up to signal the bartender to close out ]

fucking GOD you're so sexy
hold on baby i'm heading upstairs

[hypochondrias]

Good
If that wasn’t gonna get you alone then I would’ve given up man

[trashmouthing]

not that i can't think about sex with you in a crowded room but fair

[hypochondrias]

Did you?

[trashmouthing]

of course i fucking did

[hypochondrias]

What’d you think of doing?

[trashmouthing]

thought about how much i love tasting the insides of your thighs
the smell of you

[hypochondrias]

I love how much time you spend between my legs
God you’re so fucking gorgeous with my dick in your mouth