open post;; yeah why's it so fuckin' funny dickwad?

[hypochondrias]

text/call/action ; open to losers and cross-canon! ; drop a starter or send me a prompt! ; specify era/age if you please

Comments

[trashmouthing]

what about that implied i didn't like it

[hypochondrias]

I’m taking our entire history of needling each other relentlessly into account when I make a judgment about your tone

[trashmouthing]

that and not how hard i jerk off to your voice? come on man

[hypochondrias]

Oh fuck

[trashmouthing]

something wrong baby?

[hypochondrias]

Not since I took off my shorts
Now I’m much better

[trashmouthing]

you can't just say shit like that and not show me

[hypochondrias]

You want a picture?
Say please

[trashmouthing]

fucking shit

pretty please

[hypochondrias]

[ eddie is so past the point of argument that he doesn’t fight richie's wish — the photo comes in on whatsapp in the next thirty seconds, his hand wrapped around the base of his dick, knees open. and even if he’s got the whole thing to himself, it’s clear eddie's still sleeping on his side of the bed in richie’s absence. ]

I wanna hear your voice too

[trashmouthing]

[ god he practically spills his drink on his phone, his other hand slamming his laptop shut and then shooting up to signal the bartender to close out ]

fucking GOD you're so sexy
hold on baby i'm heading upstairs

[hypochondrias]

Good
If that wasn’t gonna get you alone then I would’ve given up man

[trashmouthing]

not that i can't think about sex with you in a crowded room but fair

[hypochondrias]

Did you?

[trashmouthing]

of course i fucking did

[hypochondrias]

What’d you think of doing?

[trashmouthing]

thought about how much i love tasting the insides of your thighs
the smell of you

[hypochondrias]

I love how much time you spend between my legs
God you’re so fucking gorgeous with my dick in your mouth

[trashmouthing]

you know me
always getting it wet before you can put it anywhere else

[hypochondrias]

God I wanna fuck you so badly

[trashmouthing]

you said that last night too
you miss it that bad huh

[hypochondrias]

You said you’re getting my dick wet before I put it anywhere
Where else is my mind supposed to go?
But yeah I do
I miss the way you look when I make you come on your stomach

[trashmouthing]

you're an expert babe
so fucking good at working that dick
it's unbelievable i've never had anything like it

[hypochondrias]

Sometimes I feel like you're my ultimate hype man but that you must also be talking about somebody else

[trashmouthing]

we've gone over you being the christopher columbus of my ass already so it's certainly not that second thing
christ this bartender is taking forever