open post;; yeah why's it so fuckin' funny dickwad?

[hypochondrias]

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[trashmouthing]

it's a working-class pizza which is why people from manhattan can't relate

[hypochondrias]

No it’s just a California pizza which is why New Yorkers can’t relate but as part of the aforementioned sweet deals it’s incredibly economical

[trashmouthing]

is that a yes on costco pizza then

[hypochondrias]

How often do my nos work on you?

[trashmouthing]

when you put it that way hardly ever

[hypochondrias]

It's a good thing you're so hot
So yeah get the combo

[trashmouthing]

you're so good to me mr. tozier

[hypochondrias]

You like the idea of me changing my name huh?

[trashmouthing]

maybe

has a good ring to it

[hypochondrias]

The name or the fact that I'd want to take yours?

[trashmouthing]

both

[hypochondrias]

Would you take mine?
There’s no wrong answer I’m just curious

[trashmouthing]

if you wanted me to sure
i never really thought about it before but if it's you i'd be down for whatever

[hypochondrias]

I’d never thought of this at all before
But now I’m pretty sure I won’t stop thinking about it

[trashmouthing]

good

[hypochondrias]

I think I know the answer already but kneejerk reaction
Who takes whose name when we get married?

[trashmouthing]

i mean

i for one feel like this catalogue had the right idea

[hypochondrias]

I practically have a PhD in Richard Tozier

[trashmouthing]

plus i'd have to do a whole ass rebrand

[hypochondrias]

Yep yeah you would

[trashmouthing]

if you ask me there's a logical answer is all i'm saying

[hypochondrias]

Just that it’s logical of course

[trashmouthing]

you know me
logical guy

[hypochondrias]

Are hyphenated names out of the question?

[trashmouthing]

if we're getting hitched nothing's off the table except stripper cakes