open post;; yeah why's it so fuckin' funny dickwad?

[hypochondrias]

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[hypochondrias]

Okay pretend I don’t sound like I’m just saying this to fuck with you but
Who do you think is my type?

[trashmouthing]

you said you hadn't really dated guys before so i didn't really think about it
but i guess that wouldn't stop somebody from looking

the only thing i'm coming up with is
taller

back when i didn't think it was gonna happen i always thought you'd end up with someone as smart as you

[hypochondrias]

I did end up with someone as smart as me

[trashmouthing]

you don't have to butter me up eds i was already going to have sex with you

[hypochondrias]

My partner is a kind, thoughtful, and sharp guy who sometimes moves so fast he makes me feel inadequate
But he always makes me feel lucky and always makes me feel loved

[trashmouthing]

probably doesn't make you feel luckier than i feel every day

[hypochondrias]

I have you to thank for saving my life
Twice over

[trashmouthing]

eds

[hypochondrias]

Yeah?

[trashmouthing]

you're it for me
you know?

[hypochondrias]

God
I don’t want anyone else for the rest of my life
I couldn’t love anyone else on earth the way I love you

[trashmouthing]

i love you so much it drives me crazy

[hypochondrias]

It does feel like we’re both crazy sometimes

[trashmouthing]

i don't know a single mutual friend of ours who would disagree

[hypochondrias]

I’ve never felt more like myself than when I’m with you
I’ve never been this happy in my life either

[trashmouthing]

fuck i miss you
get your ass home and throw out your spam eddie tozier

[hypochondrias]

Don’t call me that if you don’t mean it

[trashmouthing]

i've never meant anything more

[hypochondrias]

You ready to call it quits on the bachelor lifestyle?

[trashmouthing]

if you feel like putting a ring on it baby

[hypochondrias]

I can’t believe this is how we decide we wanna get married

[trashmouthing]

i mean
it's not something i would've thought about with anyone else tbh

[hypochondrias]

You calling me special?

[trashmouthing]

you are

[hypochondrias]

Let me just make sure I’m getting this right
You wanna get married? For real? To this sad divorcee?