open post;; yeah why's it so fuckin' funny dickwad?

[hypochondrias]

text/call/action ; open to losers and cross-canon! ; drop a starter or send me a prompt! ; specify era/age if you please

Comments

[trashmouthing]

what the fuck are you talking about
my life with you is more fun than it's ever been
and i'm not just saying that because you know exactly where my prostate is at all times

[hypochondrias]

That’s all you
You’ve been teaching me how to have fun again

[trashmouthing]

eddie spaghetti
you know i think it's fun when you do you right

[hypochondrias]

That’s when I’m the most convinced that there’s something wrong with you

[trashmouthing]

i'd say there's nothing wrong with me but i try not to lie to you
ain't nothing wrong with my taste in men though

[hypochondrias]

I don’t understand your taste in men at all actually apart from
Me I guess

[trashmouthing]

i like em short, doe eyed and adorable

[hypochondrias]

Name me like one other guy you think is hot

[trashmouthing]

oh this is getting gossipy now

[hypochondrias]

Don’t make it someone we know Jesus Christ

[trashmouthing]

i mean realistically the last dude i thought was hot WAS ben
then i saw you and pretty much no one else has been hot since then

[hypochondrias]

God Ben is hot isn’t he

[trashmouthing]

yeah
fucked up in my opinion
like i know god owed him one but COME ON

[hypochondrias]

Come on he’s the least tucked up of all of us
He deserves it

[trashmouthing]

i don't think you can compare degrees of fucked upness but fine

what's YOUR type
now i wanna know

[hypochondrias]

Okay pretend I don’t sound like I’m just saying this to fuck with you but
Who do you think is my type?

[trashmouthing]

you said you hadn't really dated guys before so i didn't really think about it
but i guess that wouldn't stop somebody from looking

the only thing i'm coming up with is
taller

back when i didn't think it was gonna happen i always thought you'd end up with someone as smart as you

[hypochondrias]

I did end up with someone as smart as me

[trashmouthing]

you don't have to butter me up eds i was already going to have sex with you

[hypochondrias]

My partner is a kind, thoughtful, and sharp guy who sometimes moves so fast he makes me feel inadequate
But he always makes me feel lucky and always makes me feel loved

[trashmouthing]

probably doesn't make you feel luckier than i feel every day

[hypochondrias]

I have you to thank for saving my life
Twice over

[trashmouthing]

eds

[hypochondrias]

Yeah?

[trashmouthing]

you're it for me
you know?