open post;; yeah why's it so fuckin' funny dickwad?

[hypochondrias]

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[hypochondrias]

A few times yeah we have a few mirrors
Your bias is legendary
And I don’t know man maybe it didn’t take any convincing because I was fucking toast and she nearly got me home with her

[trashmouthing]

daaaaaaamn kaspbrak

[hypochondrias]

I should’ve known right then I was gay when she got her hand on my dick

[trashmouthing]

oh my GOD
eddie you dog
how old were you

[hypochondrias]

Old?!
This was before I got married so 33

[trashmouthing]

jesus
i wish i'd known you in your thirties you were probably fun to do drugs with

[hypochondrias]

I can be fun in my 40s
Believe me I wasn’t fun in my 30s or ever in my life
I ended up telling this girl about my work and life problems and I think she probably never wanted to see me again because I started crying
Nice girl though

[trashmouthing]

you kidding? i've never had more fun with anyone else in my life
then or now
unless you mean specifically on drugs

[hypochondrias]

No like
Definitely in general

[trashmouthing]

you were so fucking fun when you were a kid are you kidding???
i don't know if you remember this but you were always doing the wildest shit
always picking fights always picking dare always kicking me in the face and screaming at people taller than you
not that it's hard to be taller than you
i spent like a quarter of my life following you just to see what you'd do next

[hypochondrias]

Man
Guess it’s a shame we all have to grow up and become boring huh

[trashmouthing]

what the fuck are you talking about
my life with you is more fun than it's ever been
and i'm not just saying that because you know exactly where my prostate is at all times

[hypochondrias]

That’s all you
You’ve been teaching me how to have fun again

[trashmouthing]

eddie spaghetti
you know i think it's fun when you do you right

[hypochondrias]

That’s when I’m the most convinced that there’s something wrong with you

[trashmouthing]

i'd say there's nothing wrong with me but i try not to lie to you
ain't nothing wrong with my taste in men though

[hypochondrias]

I don’t understand your taste in men at all actually apart from
Me I guess

[trashmouthing]

i like em short, doe eyed and adorable

[hypochondrias]

Name me like one other guy you think is hot

[trashmouthing]

oh this is getting gossipy now

[hypochondrias]

Don’t make it someone we know Jesus Christ

[trashmouthing]

i mean realistically the last dude i thought was hot WAS ben
then i saw you and pretty much no one else has been hot since then

[hypochondrias]

God Ben is hot isn’t he

[trashmouthing]

yeah
fucked up in my opinion
like i know god owed him one but COME ON

[hypochondrias]

Come on he’s the least tucked up of all of us
He deserves it