open post;; yeah why's it so fuckin' funny dickwad?

[hypochondrias]

text/call/action ; open to losers and cross-canon! ; drop a starter or send me a prompt! ; specify era/age if you please

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[hypochondrias]

You have no fifth amendment rights in this household now answer the question or be held in contempt of the dick courts

[trashmouthing]

you're so fucking funny it's literally exhausting
here dumbass

[ a screencap of the album thumbnails, which to richie's credit isn't actually full of nudes. it is, however, a very tidy chronology of every thirst trap picture eddie has possibly ever sent him. the tiniest icons at the top of the screen suggest a time when they were only sort of dating, even. it is maybe very clear that richie has never deleted a photo of eddie in his life. ]

[hypochondrias]

[ eddie is the kind of person who immediately clicks on the image and zooms in as much as the phone will allow. it becomes clear that not only are these mostly all photos eddie's taken himself, but they are plentiful and go back months and months. something loosens in eddie's chest and he sighs, taking a moment before replying. ]

There are a lot more clothes in this folder than I was expecting

[trashmouthing]

i mean if you feel like doing something about it

[hypochondrias]

Hey
I really love you

[trashmouthing]

i love you very much

[hypochondrias]

But I'm not texting you nudes

[trashmouthing]

guess i'll go fuck myself

[hypochondrias]

Just call me later you idiot
It's not like I could maintain an erection though that moment of panic I just had

[trashmouthing]

sorry baby

[hypochondrias]

I'm gonna give you your own private pornhub stream don't be sorry

[trashmouthing]

i think i'm always at least a little hard when i'm texting you and it's getting worse instead of better

[hypochondrias]

Oh god
It doesn't matter when I call you
You're gonna get me hard every single time if I'm not already
You're so fucking hot
Fuck

[trashmouthing]

my dick has a fucking pavlovian response to notifs from you and you don't even send nudes
i want to make it very clear
i want you more than i've ever wanted anything

[hypochondrias]

I really really really hope
You're calling me soon
Because I don't know how much longer I can take not hearing your voice and using mine to tell you how badly I need you
You changed my entire life

[trashmouthing]

it's at least a little funny that we're like this when i've been gone for less than 72 hours

[hypochondrias]

Hey listen
Fuck you

[trashmouthing]

fuck me yourself coward

[hypochondrias]

Get on your stomach

[trashmouthing]

[ :DDDD ]

MAKE ME

[hypochondrias]

I will if you keep fighting me fucker

[trashmouthing]

it's only like my favorite thing to do

[hypochondrias]

If I didn’t know any better I’d say you like to be put in your place

[trashmouthing]

baby i would be very surprised if you did know better

[hypochondrias]

WOW