open post;; yeah why's it so fuckin' funny dickwad?

[hypochondrias]

text/call/action ; open to losers and cross-canon! ; drop a starter or send me a prompt! ; specify era/age if you please

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[hypochondrias]

Then it should be
“I’d be surprised if you DIDN’T know better”

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i can't believe you're syntax checking my texts you little nerd

[hypochondrias]

Well you’re telling me my reading comprehension is fucked up you prick!!

[trashmouthing]

you shouldn't have to worry about your READING COMPREHENSION
it's all about VIBES

[hypochondrias]

Well I wasn’t worried until you tried to say I’m wrong!

[trashmouthing]

SOMETIMES YOU SEND OUT THE WRONG VIBE BECAUSE YOU CAN'T TEXT GOOD EDDIE

[hypochondrias]

Pretty sure I’m not wrong though

[trashmouthing]

exercising my fifth amendment rights right
mnnneow

[hypochondrias]

The House Dick Committee doesn’t give a fuck about your rights

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i didn't realize i was living under dick fascism

[hypochondrias]

This is a representative dickmocracy
This is what you voted for

[trashmouthing]

he just made so many promises on the campaign trail

[hypochondrias]

Just can’t trust politicians anymore when they say they’re gonna enact mandatory weekend blowjob hours

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who knew my life would end like this, slaving away in the deepthroat gulags

[hypochondrias]

And yet none of those dicks will be mine

[trashmouthing]

there's no other cock for me kaspbrak you know this

[hypochondrias]

Sucks to be held in contempt of Cock Congress I guess

[trashmouthing]

that sounds like a porno waiting to be filmed with over 500 close friends
most of them old and conservative

[hypochondrias]

I wouldn’t be against watching a bunch of hot older guys fuck each other

[trashmouthing]

i want to spend a lot of time with this statement

[hypochondrias]

Study it in depth and let me know what you think professor

[trashmouthing]

i still need to watch good porn with you

[hypochondrias]

I really wanna do that
I want you to find something you really like and show me
So I can touch you the entire time

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ughhhh i wanna go home

[hypochondrias]

I want you home so badly
I’m not helping by being this clingy and I’m sorry