open post;; yeah why's it so fuckin' funny dickwad?

[hypochondrias]

text/call/action ; open to losers and cross-canon! ; drop a starter or send me a prompt! ; specify era/age if you please

Comments

[trashmouthing]

i think i'm always at least a little hard when i'm texting you and it's getting worse instead of better

[hypochondrias]

Oh god
It doesn't matter when I call you
You're gonna get me hard every single time if I'm not already
You're so fucking hot
Fuck

[trashmouthing]

my dick has a fucking pavlovian response to notifs from you and you don't even send nudes
i want to make it very clear
i want you more than i've ever wanted anything

[hypochondrias]

I really really really hope
You're calling me soon
Because I don't know how much longer I can take not hearing your voice and using mine to tell you how badly I need you
You changed my entire life

[trashmouthing]

it's at least a little funny that we're like this when i've been gone for less than 72 hours

[hypochondrias]

Hey listen
Fuck you

[trashmouthing]

fuck me yourself coward

[hypochondrias]

Get on your stomach

[trashmouthing]

[ :DDDD ]

MAKE ME

[hypochondrias]

I will if you keep fighting me fucker

[trashmouthing]

it's only like my favorite thing to do

[hypochondrias]

If I didn’t know any better I’d say you like to be put in your place

[trashmouthing]

baby i would be very surprised if you did know better

[hypochondrias]

WOW

[trashmouthing]

WHAT

[hypochondrias]

I didn’t know what a LET DOWN I am in bed
See if we ever have sex again!

[trashmouthing]

oh my GOD your reading comprehension
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SMARTER THAN ME

[hypochondrias]

Then it should be
“I’d be surprised if you DIDN’T know better”

[trashmouthing]

i can't believe you're syntax checking my texts you little nerd

[hypochondrias]

Well you’re telling me my reading comprehension is fucked up you prick!!

[trashmouthing]

you shouldn't have to worry about your READING COMPREHENSION
it's all about VIBES

[hypochondrias]

Well I wasn’t worried until you tried to say I’m wrong!

[trashmouthing]

SOMETIMES YOU SEND OUT THE WRONG VIBE BECAUSE YOU CAN'T TEXT GOOD EDDIE

[hypochondrias]

Pretty sure I’m not wrong though

[trashmouthing]

exercising my fifth amendment rights right
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