open post;; yeah why's it so fuckin' funny dickwad?

[hypochondrias]

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[hypochondrias]

Just can’t trust politicians anymore when they say they’re gonna enact mandatory weekend blowjob hours

[trashmouthing]

who knew my life would end like this, slaving away in the deepthroat gulags

[hypochondrias]

And yet none of those dicks will be mine

[trashmouthing]

there's no other cock for me kaspbrak you know this

[hypochondrias]

Sucks to be held in contempt of Cock Congress I guess

[trashmouthing]

that sounds like a porno waiting to be filmed with over 500 close friends
most of them old and conservative

[hypochondrias]

I wouldn’t be against watching a bunch of hot older guys fuck each other

[trashmouthing]

i want to spend a lot of time with this statement

[hypochondrias]

Study it in depth and let me know what you think professor

[trashmouthing]

i still need to watch good porn with you

[hypochondrias]

I really wanna do that
I want you to find something you really like and show me
So I can touch you the entire time

[trashmouthing]

ughhhh i wanna go home

[hypochondrias]

I want you home so badly
I’m not helping by being this clingy and I’m sorry

[trashmouthing]

don't be sorry
i keep thinking it'll get easier and it probably will but so far i'm shit outta luck

[hypochondrias]

I hate to say it but it’s kinda just getting worse for me

[trashmouthing]

you okay baby?

[hypochondrias]

Yeah
When I said I almost got depressed when I came home I meant it
I just feel more pathetic than usual and I don’t know why
What about you?

[trashmouthing]

yeah i'm bummed the fuck out dude
as soon as i got on the plane i missed you

[hypochondrias]

I thought it would be easier if you left while I was at work but I was so wrong
I’d rather take you to the airport and kiss you goodbye at LAX than come home to an empty house

[trashmouthing]

jesus
i'm not old enough to wanna retire just so i can stay home and spoon you all fucking day but
JESUS

[hypochondrias]

Let me make the money in this household so I can keep you at home

[trashmouthing]

you know i'd be a shitty housewife

[hypochondrias]

Good thing you’ll be my perfect househusband

[trashmouthing]

i'll be whatever you want me to be babe
also my food is here so i'm going to eat
then i'm going to clean up
then if i don't get to watch you jerk off on facetime i'm gonna mcfreaking lose it

[hypochondrias]

Okay fine I guess I can wait for you to eat and take a shower
Though hopefully you’ll be joining me and needing a shower after FaceTime too