open post;; yeah why's it so fuckin' funny dickwad?

[hypochondrias]

text/call/action ; open to losers and cross-canon! ; drop a starter or send me a prompt! ; specify era/age if you please

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[trashmouthing]

i've never believed in anything more

[hypochondrias]

Pretty sure I can name a couple of things

[trashmouthing]

1. you
2. your ass
3. you'd probably do a pretty good elbow drop if the situation ever called for it. i mean i hope you never HAVE to but if you did someone would die
4. there really is a treasure map on the back of the declaration of independence

[hypochondrias]

You’re an idiot and I’m madly in love with you
It’s contingent on you never watching National Treasure ever again

[trashmouthing]

4a. national treasure is a documentary

[hypochondrias]

Nicholas Cage
A founding father

[trashmouthing]

what if we called the founding fathers discover daddies

[hypochondrias]

I think you’d have to make the verb perfect like the original so it’d be discovering daddies

[trashmouthing]

i've probably already watched that movie tbh

[hypochondrias]

If it’s a porno I ask again
Why haven’t you watched it with me?

[trashmouthing]

can you give me like five more minutes to eat this quesadilla and brush my teeth before i start up again with the talking about how much i wanna watch porn with my hands down your shorts

[hypochondrias]

God you’re so hot
Hurry the fuck up already you’re fucking killing me

[trashmouthing]

yes dear

[hypochondrias]

Love you

[trashmouthing]

love you more