open post;; yeah why's it so fuckin' funny dickwad?

[hypochondrias]

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[hypochondrias]

Oh good sounds great
No pressure except the pressure that comes inherent with trying to find multiple hot young 20-something calisthenics instructors to fuck in an open relationship or whatever

[ there's a brief period where eddie does not reply, and then: ]

You'd be my first boyfriend

[dickwad]

wow i don't think you could describe someone more the opposite of me if you tried

i'll be your last one too, eds

[hypochondrias]

That sounds like a threat and a promise

[dickwad]

fuck you you know what i meant
boyfriends then?

[hypochondrias]

No actually I want you to tell me what you meant

[dickwad]

can't
i feel like i'd be in violation of some cute laws

[hypochondrias]

Okay now you're really losing me

[dickwad]

well now i feel awkward about it
obviously i just meant you can't have another boyfriend because that means you wouldn't be my boyfriend anymore
if you are my boyfriend
if not just disregard

[hypochondrias]

Kinda feels like the word doesn't mean enough frankly
But yeah you are my boyfriend

[dickwad]

soulmate?

[hypochondrias]

You know what
Yeah
Something like that

[dickwad]

alright FINE i will kiss you silly when i see you tomorrow you don't have to beg
are you sure you haven't been on a date in a long time because your game is not bad
i'm swooning over here

[hypochondrias]

Are you fucking with me
It's either that or you're so biased you're mistaking my fumbles for charm

[dickwad]

i just find your earnestness extremely sexy what more can i say

[hypochondrias]

Fuck
It's nice hearing that you think I'm sexy

[dickwad]

just speaking the truth
i'll tell you anytime you like eds

[hypochondrias]

As if anything could stop you from monologuing
Though I have a few ideas

[dickwad]

is it a ball gag i feel like that's where you're going with this

[hypochondrias]

Yeah I got two of them and a leather harness on their way here from San Francisco
Surprise! Welcome to monogamy with Eddie

[dickwad]

monogamy with eddie seems like a wild ride
i can't wait to figure it out for real

[hypochondrias]

Me neither
Better get used to transitioning from sexting to phone sex because I'm not sure how I feel about the distance

[dickwad]

well i feel very bad about the distance if that counts for anything
are you sure you won't get shy on the phone?

[hypochondrias]

This is the first time I’ve ever been accused of being shy
And of course I’m not fucking sure but I’d rather find out by doing
Do I seem that way?

[dickwad]

not really
you seem idk
good

[hypochondrias]

Are you shy?