open post;; yeah why's it so fuckin' funny dickwad?

[hypochondrias]

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[hypochondrias]

You know what
Yeah
Something like that

[dickwad]

alright FINE i will kiss you silly when i see you tomorrow you don't have to beg
are you sure you haven't been on a date in a long time because your game is not bad
i'm swooning over here

[hypochondrias]

Are you fucking with me
It's either that or you're so biased you're mistaking my fumbles for charm

[dickwad]

i just find your earnestness extremely sexy what more can i say

[hypochondrias]

Fuck
It's nice hearing that you think I'm sexy

[dickwad]

just speaking the truth
i'll tell you anytime you like eds

[hypochondrias]

As if anything could stop you from monologuing
Though I have a few ideas

[dickwad]

is it a ball gag i feel like that's where you're going with this

[hypochondrias]

Yeah I got two of them and a leather harness on their way here from San Francisco
Surprise! Welcome to monogamy with Eddie

[dickwad]

monogamy with eddie seems like a wild ride
i can't wait to figure it out for real

[hypochondrias]

Me neither
Better get used to transitioning from sexting to phone sex because I'm not sure how I feel about the distance

[dickwad]

well i feel very bad about the distance if that counts for anything
are you sure you won't get shy on the phone?

[hypochondrias]

This is the first time I’ve ever been accused of being shy
And of course I’m not fucking sure but I’d rather find out by doing
Do I seem that way?

[dickwad]

not really
you seem idk
good

[hypochondrias]

Are you shy?

[dickwad]

no i just have a hyperactive imagination
i can’t decide where horny brain eddie ends and actual eddie begins

[hypochondrias]

It’s funny that you think there’s some kind of sharp divide between them and those Eddies aren’t one and the same

[dickwad]

you have no idea what this brain is capable of coming up with eddie my darling

[hypochondrias]

I don't care if we haven't seen each other for 27 years
I know you
You're not gonna stay a mystery to me man

[dickwad]

i'm just saying you can't possibly know what i fuck like just because you know my favorite x-men character is cyclops. some things you can only learn from experience
are you saying you haven't thought about it?

richie's phone blows up, exhibit #5644512

[hypochondrias]

Wait it wasn't Wolverine?

I'm alive I'm human and I have eyes
Of course I've thought about it
You don't think I have?
You don't think it wasn't what I was thinking of when I couldn't stop putting my hands on you?
What I've thought about constantly for much longer than you think
I guess if I have no idea what your brain is capable of then maybe you don't know what's going on in mine either
Ugh that's stupid that's not the point
My point is that I don't want that shit to stay a mystery
I don't want to have to wonder
I'm taking this leap of faith and I want you to come with me
In fact I need you to

when u got hearts in ur eyes

[dickwad]

i said it was wolverine because i had a crush on scott. that's sweet that you remember

with you eds. forever
do you know how crazy you make me
give me one good reason why i shouldn't give you road head in the airport parking lot because i swear it's already pretty fucking tempting and i'm still across the country

shoots hearts across the contiguous united states

[hypochondrias]

You had a crush on Cyclops?

[ let that one stew awhile. he'll get there. ]

Fuck
Am I supposed to come up with some kind of argument so you DON'T go down on me?
Are you gonna get turned on?
It might be a fucking shame if we can't do anything about that
And if I can't get your clothes off when I do

catches them in my mouth like a dog

[dickwad]

uhhh nope

i'm gonna get turned on looking at you eddie i get turned on just fucking thinking about you
it's a real workout for my dick i'll tell you that
especially when dumb stuff like fanny packs remind me of you
i'm about to have washboard abs on my cock when you see it from all the sit ups it's doing lately

[hypochondrias]

Jesus
First of all I haven't had a fanny pack since 1989
Second of all I think I finally understand why guys send dick pics
Fuck rich is it really just thinking of me?