open post;; yeah why's it so fuckin' funny dickwad?

[hypochondrias]

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[dickwad]

i'm buying you a fanny pack

( we have Kinks that need Addressing )

yeah asshole you've got me so fucked up i think about you yelling at me and get hard
forget dick pics if i see your fucking ankle bone i'm gonna lose it

[hypochondrias]

Jesus Christ are you gonna be okay when I take off my shirt?

[dickwad]

no i'll probably die
but jesus christ i want to touch you so bad it'd be fucking worth it

[hypochondrias]

I want your hands on me

[dickwad]

fuck eds
me too
i'd do anything to touch you right now

[hypochondrias]

I can't stop thinking about it
Your hands specifically
How they look in mine
I couldn't stop touching them
I couldn't stop touching any part of you actually
God I want to do badly

[dickwad]

soon i promise
do you know how crazy it makes we when you say shit like this i can't even fucking think straight
eddie spaghetti you are too hot for your own good
where do you wanna touch

[hypochondrias]

No I don't know and I think you're gonna have to start telling me exactly how crazy it makes you whenever I do something that makes you crazy
Touching you is gonna be a process
I have to start somewhere first like probably your chest
Your stomach
I wanna see what you look like when I take off your shirt
What you'll do if I don't stop kissing where my hands go

[dickwad]

it just makes me crazy idk what to tell you. like my fingers are gonna fall off if i don't touch you
you know how inconvenient that would be? if my fingers fall off
take some fucking responsibility eddie

[hypochondrias]

I wasn't aware I was supposed to invest in finger insurance when we started this relationship so maybe that's actually on you

[dickwad]

i will not make a fingering joke

[hypochondrias]

Should your uncharacteristic restraint worry me?

[dickwad]

no im just too horny to make one
my joke brain has been replaced with bend eddie over his bed and fuck him until he's screaming my name brain

[hypochondrias]

Oh fuck

[ that one's immediate, but there might be a thirty second pause between it and the next: ]

You handed out tickets to the inside the mind of Richie Tozier exhibit when I wasn't looking
Fuck
Warm me up at least

[dickwad]

season pass baby anytime you like
i think i could get off just from kissing you
god you feel good

[hypochondrias]

Holy shit are you serious?
You better not be fucking with me
Because I really really really want to test this

[dickwad]

if you're in my lap? no doubt
you're such a tease eds
i kinda like it tho

[hypochondrias]

Teasing implies I'm promising things I won't actually do

[dickwad]

if we're just kissing eddie won't get his daily dosage of dick tho

[hypochondrias]

Sounds like you were imagining we were clothed for some unknown reason
Though I kind of like the idea of making you come in your pants

[dickwad]

you're way too fucking powerful
and evil

[hypochondrias]

You stroking my ego just to get in my pants?

[dickwad]

i feel like i already have granted access into pantsville
population: eddie's pecker
my mouth is going to be a frequent resident
maybe it'll rent out a condo

[hypochondrias]

Nothing gets me going more than hearing you call it my pecker
What are you, don draper?
Hope you have a down payment handy because you're about to sign a mortgage for this property

[dickwad]

i don't think you have ever said anything sexier or more romantic to me than to take a mortgage out in your pants
i love you so much eddie