open post;; yeah why's it so fuckin' funny dickwad?

[hypochondrias]

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[trashmouthing]

i could get a hat too
TWO pieces

[hypochondrias]

You’d do that to your hair?

[trashmouthing]

i suffer for fashion

[hypochondrias]

You wouldn’t know fashion if it slapped you in the face

[trashmouthing]

bitch you wear like ll bean

[hypochondrias]

The difference is that I know I don’t know fashion

[trashmouthing]

ya basic

[hypochondrias]

Trying to stay relevant with the younger generations I see

[trashmouthing]

they'll take my job otherwise

[hypochondrias]

My Netflix queue says that’s already happened

[trashmouthing]

damn kaspbrak right for my fucking neck

[hypochondrias]

If I told you I’ve seen every single one of your specials does it make you feel better?

[trashmouthing]

what, seriously?

[hypochondrias]

[ no going back now, eds. ]

Yeah, seriously
And whatever was on youtube too

[trashmouthing]

what'd you think

[hypochondrias]

You want my honest opinion?

[trashmouthing]

yes
WAIT




only for the pre-2010ish stuff

[hypochondrias]

I think you’re pretty fucking funny dude
Post 2010 too
Even though you look like you need a really long nap
Or a shower

Don’t let this all go to your head or anything

[trashmouthing]

[ wow richie is feeling some kind of way so it takes a minute ]

someone build a time machine so i can tell younger eddie kaspbrak that he DOES think i'm funny so in his FACE

[hypochondrias]

All it took was you hiring some writers

[trashmouthing]

i mean i had people who would look shit over before then just as a proofread
the hired help didn't come on till yeah like 2009, 2010ish

[hypochondrias]

Maybe I know you too well but there does seem like there’s something different in your recent stuff
I don’t know

[trashmouthing]

i'm trying something different these days
we'll see if it works out

[hypochondrias]

Not that
I mean you seem different as a person or something
Like someone should take you on vacation

[ someone, i.e. eddie. ]

Sorry that sounds kinda weird

[trashmouthing]

it doesn't