open post;; yeah why's it so fuckin' funny dickwad?

[hypochondrias]

text/call/action ; open to losers and cross-canon! ; drop a starter or send me a prompt! ; specify era/age if you please

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[hypochondrias]

I got plans to stick around for at least 50 more years so I appreciate you thinking ahead to that viagra prescription
We’re definitely gonna be those two old guys still finding ways to fuck when we’re 70

[trashmouthing]

dude old people fuck so much
they're actually setting a pretty high bar in retirement homes

[hypochondrias]

I don’t wanna know how you think you know that

[trashmouthing]

visiting your mom mostly

[hypochondrias]

nice to know you like the couch so much cause that's where you're sleeping tonight