open post;; yeah why's it so fuckin' funny dickwad?
text/call/action ; open to losers and cross-canon! ; drop a starter or send me a prompt! ; specify era/age if you please
text/call/action ; open to losers and cross-canon! ; drop a starter or send me a prompt! ; specify era/age if you please
VIBE CHECK!!!
- college au: because we are all Team Let Them Be Happy
- The Proposal: because richie can’t help himself
- teen prom nightmare
- wedding planning turns into elopement #stress #selfcare
- getting stoned together for the first time
- exploring sex like teenagers (but, like, when they're adults)
- but if you think eddie isn't Prepared for all eventualities you're kidding yourself
- first time having unprotected sex
- defending eddie’s high strung honor
- I want that twink Obliterated by richie’s Top Energy
- jk richie is the real bottom here who are we even kidding
- eds stays in richie's hotel room, wears his clothes nbd
- road trip shenanigans post-divorce
- eddie's hospital recovery is Basic, what about richie's SECOND DEGREE MURDER CHARGE?
- were they or weren’t they dating as teens? the answer may surprise you
- invited to someone else’s wedding
eddie: okay don’t embarrass us please don’t make me regret bringing you to an open bar
richie: anything you say my darling spaghetti
smash cut to: half an hour later they’re both hammered and embarrassing - if you wanna explore Dat Repression Tho just like lmk bc I ain’t just gonna drop that shit in bakerstreet
- speaking of the Heavy Shit, i’m ALWAYS here to write about Eddie’s trauma and self medication techniques but again
that ain’t casually going on bakerstreet - eddie and bev bonding time please, they need it
- recurring(?) deadlights nightmare h/c bc i know what i'm about
- "I just inhaled some cock I mean coke"
- near death experience ptsd
